Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Answers on a postcard



This post is more of a cry for help than an update. I need the wisdom of a certain type of man…

... a real man...



… the bearded man!

I have made the most of my African experience to grow my first fully-fledged beard. I felt that this was somehow appropriate living in a mud-hut in the middle of the bush.

However following 2 months of growth I appear to have reached a crossroads. I have the choice to shave, groom, or let it go wild.

I require the assistance of such beardy men as Neil Logan, Stephen Jones or the occasional Ally Lamont. Or perhaps a man of my father’s vintage who sported a substantial growth in the 70s.


My questions are 3 fold:

-        - Exactly how much grooming is acceptable in a beard before it becomes feminine?
-        - When you can taste your previous meal in your moustache is this a cause for concern?
-        - Do you think I look hot???

Answers on a postcard to “The hairy white man, The bush, South Sudan.”

5 comments:

  1. Pop down to the local Boots and buy a beard trimmer old chap.

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  2. After seeing this I am going to repent of the jealousy I feel. I hope this answers your question

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  3. you look like tom hanks after his 5 year solo only eating coconuts expeirence on the island in the film...can't remmber what its called! but yeh that one....shave it off and start again and do what this guy did but better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ky6vgQfU24

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  4. Oh boy! And what does Sarah think?!!!

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  5. Hi Paul,
    Firstly thanks for the mention. In answer to your questions:
    1. Any grooming of fine lines or shapes is unacceptable.
    2. No, this is one of the reasons for having a beard. Can Sarah taste it too?
    3. Hell, yeah!
    From my personal experience, I grow my beard as long as Caroline lets me. I know it's getting too long when she says so twice in one week (a casual one off comment doesn't count). Try not to shave/trim it too short or you'll have to grow it through the itchy stage. Between full beard cuts, I will likely have trimmed my tache a couple of times and occasionlly cleaned up the neck and the cheeks.

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